The Other Forms of Self-Care

A Naughty Mystic Guide to Nurturing Your Mind, Body, Spirit, and Soul When most people hear the words self-care, they immediately think of bubble baths, spa days, massages, candles, and face masks. And while those things are wonderful, true self-care...

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Strawberry Season, Sweet Pleasure, and the New Juice Plus+ Strawberry Complete Shake

There is something downright magical about strawberry season. Maybe it's because strawberries arrive just as the earth is bursting back to life. Maybe it's their heart-shaped appearance. Maybe it's because they have been associated with...

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Gemini Season, Mercury & Humanity’s Long History of Unhinged Penis Nicknames

Gemini season is here which means the collective energy is getting louder, faster, flirtier, nosier, more chaotic, and somehow simultaneously more intellectual and more ridiculous at the exact same time. As it should. Gemini is not only known as the...

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Mercury Through the Zodiac: How You Talk, Text, Flirt, Fight & Manifest

A Naughty Mystic Guide to Your Mercury Sign Mercury may rule both Gemini and Virgo, but in your birth chart Mercury is the cosmic messenger that reveals how your mind works, how you communicate, how you learn, how you process information, and yes......

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Gemini Season: Flirtation, Fast Minds & The Magic of Communication

Welcome to Gemini season — the cosmic group chat of the zodiac. The Sun slips into Gemini, and suddenly the energy shifts from slow, sensual Taurus indulgence into curiosity, movement, conversation, and mental stimulation. This is the season...

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Taurus: The Zodiac’s Slow Burn Seductress

Taurus: The Zodiac’s Slow Burn Seductress When the Sun slides into the velvet-covered kingdom of Taurus, the energy shifts from chaos to craving. Aries may rip your clothes off in the kitchen, but Taurus? Taurus pours the wine first, dims the...

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Spring Awakening: Why Your Tower Garden is the Ultimate Glow-Up

Spring Awakening: Why Your Tower Garden is the Ultimate Glow-Up Spring doesn’t knock politely—it bursts in, flinging open the windows of your life and whispering, “Wake up, babe… it’s time to grow.” And if...

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Beltane and The Scorpio Full Moon

Beltane: Fire, Fertility & a Little Bit of Magic-Made-Mess Alright, my wild-hearted mystics… let’s talk about Beltane—the ancient, sensual, fire-lit holy day that lands on May 1st and practically drips with life force...

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Uranus

April 25th, 2026 Uranus switching signs from Taurus into Gemini for the next 6- years. Of course how it affects you depends how your personal birth chart lines up. However we did have a bit of a preview last summer/fall when it dipped into Gemini from...

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Earth Day

Earth Day Earth Day Meets Taurus Season: Get Dirty, Get Grounded, Get Real Alright babe, take your shoes off. Yeah, I mean it. Feel the damn ground beneath you. Because when Earth Day rolls in and Taurus season starts flexing its slow, sensual...

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Green

Green Our bodies hold colors in our energy field and within while we are working through our human emotions. Yes it can be joyous, heartbreak or something in between, but we all have them. Since I love Spring and this time of year lets explore more...

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Daffodils

Daffodils Today as I write this I am sitting in the New Moon in Aries and 7 planets sitting in Aries too which has been making me think more of how am I evolving, growing, expanding in this beautiful Spring time energy? I LOVE this time of year with...

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April 1st

By The Naughty Mystic The First of any month has unique traditions and folklore depending on your heritage, family traditions, culture BUT April 1st has its own unique story in the Western world.... April 1st walks a mischievous line between...

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Aries Season

By The Naughty Mystic I happen to LLLLLLOOOOOOVVVVEEE this time of year! To go out every day and discover what is popping out of the ground? Color I see the first hints of? The buds are forming on some of the trees and shrubs… As you might...

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Endings and New Beginnings

As I write this it is the New Moon in Pisces at 28 degrees, along with Mercury in Retrograde in Pisces and the last days of Pisces Season in general…..What does that mean? Endings. This is not about planning or planting seeds today—Its...

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Chinese New Year 2026: Fire Horse Energy, Aquarius Eclipse & Universal 1 New Beginnings

Chinese New Year 2026 arrives on February 17th, igniting the bold and unapologetic Year of the Fire Horse. In Chinese astrology, the Fire Horse symbolizes passion, independence, leadership, and magnetic charisma. This isn’t soft renewal energy...

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February: The Month of the Heart — The Naughty Mystic Edition

February isn’t just about candy hearts and Hallmark romance. It’s Heart Month, love — and we’re talking about the real heart. The one pumping blood, desire, truth, intuition, and a little bit of holy fire through your entire...

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PLANTING SEEDS WITH TG

Planting seeds has always been a sacred act, woven through myth, agriculture, and magic alike. Long before growth could be measured in weeks or yields, it was understood as an agreement with time itself. You place something small and unassuming into...

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February 2026 Astrology: The Month the Fantasy Gets Undressed

February 2026 isn’t here to coddle you. She’s here to seduce you into telling the truth — and then demand you do something about it. This is not a “set intentions and wait” kind of month. This is a take your clothes off,...

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Imbolic (Imbolc): The Sacred Seduction of Early Spring

Winter hasn’t released its grip yet—but something is stirring. Imbolic (more commonly spelled Imbolc) is an ancient Celtic festival celebrated around February 1st–2nd, marking the midpoint between the Winter Solstice and the Spring...

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